{"product_id":"if-momma-ain-t-happy-retro-glass-cutting-board","title":"If Momma Ain’t Happy Retro Glass Cutting Board","description":"\u003cp\u003eA playful vintage kitchen piece with a little personality built into it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe retro-inspired artwork brings an older kitchen feel to the counter with warm colors, classic typography, and a familiar saying that still gets a laugh. Whether it’s sitting beside the stove, used during dinner prep, or left out between meals, it adds character without feeling overly loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted from tempered glass with a lightly textured finish, this cutting board is designed for both prep work and display. The artwork holds its warmth and color over time, while the rubber feet help it stay comfortably in place during use. The vintage illustration and softer distressed tones give the piece a collected feel that works naturally in farmhouse, retro, and traditional kitchens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design features a retro homemaker illustration, muted kitchen colors, and classic sign-style lettering that brings a little nostalgia into everyday routines. It works especially well in kitchens with wood accents, vintage-inspired décor, or family-centered gathering spaces.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlace it near a stove, recipe stand, or coffee station where the artwork can naturally become part of the kitchen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1204\" data-end=\"1472\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1204\" data-end=\"1215\"\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Tempered glass construction with textured prep surface\u003cbr data-start=\"1272\" data-end=\"1275\"\u003e• Durable scratch-resistant printed design\u003cbr data-start=\"1317\" data-end=\"1320\"\u003e• Four rubber feet for added stability\u003cbr data-start=\"1358\" data-end=\"1361\"\u003e• Size: 8\" x 11\"\u003cbr data-start=\"1377\" data-end=\"1380\"\u003e• Slim profile for easy countertop display or storage\u003cbr data-start=\"1433\" data-end=\"1436\"\u003e• Full-color retro kitchen artwork\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1474\" data-end=\"1650\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1474\" data-end=\"1495\"\u003eCARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Hand wash with mild dish soap and a soft cloth\u003cbr data-start=\"1544\" data-end=\"1547\"\u003e• Avoid abrasive scrubbers or harsh cleaners\u003cbr data-start=\"1591\" data-end=\"1594\"\u003e• Dry thoroughly after washing\u003cbr data-start=\"1624\" data-end=\"1627\"\u003e• Not dishwasher safe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1652\" data-end=\"1779\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1652\" data-end=\"1667\"\u003eSTYLING TIP\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1667\" data-end=\"1670\"\u003ePair it with vintage-inspired kitchen pieces, enamelware, or wood utensils for a relaxed retro kitchen setup.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Haven Curations","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45190275432557,"sku":"26824566863386907050","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0676\/5376\/3181\/files\/8458898735487725957_2048.jpg?v=1778468617","url":"https:\/\/havencurations.com\/products\/if-momma-ain-t-happy-retro-glass-cutting-board","provider":"Haven Curations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}