{"product_id":"you-get-underwear-santa-ornament","title":"You Get Underwear Santa Ornament","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eConsider this a friendly reminder to keep believing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThere’s believing in Santa, and then there’s taking unnecessary risks with your Christmas presents. This cheeky wooden ornament delivers its warning with red glitter lettering: “When You Stop Believing In Santa… You Get Underwear.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHang it on the tree for a laugh or tie it onto a larger present for someone who appreciates a little holiday teasing. The white background and worn-looking edges give the playful message a familiar, old-fashioned Christmas feel.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAt a Glance\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• 8\" × 3\" × 0.25\" wooden plaque ornament with red glitter lettering\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Attached twisted wire hanger\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare \u0026amp; Use\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHang securely indoors using the attached wire • Dust gently with a soft, dry cloth • Keep dry and avoid rubbing the glittered lettering\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhat Makes It Special\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s a playful decoration with a punchline, especially fitting for someone who insists they’re too old for Santa. Pair it with Haven’s Santa’s Magic Key Ornament for a playful contrast between Christmas wonder and a warning about the alternatives.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIdeal For\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHumorous Christmas gifts • Gift toppers • Family tree decorating\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBelieving suddenly seems like a very sensible choice.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Haven Curations","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67778013331565,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0676\/5376\/3181\/files\/underwear-ornament.jpg?v=1792289903","url":"https:\/\/havencurations.com\/products\/you-get-underwear-santa-ornament","provider":"Haven Curations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}